Men. Pfft. Enough said.
Just playing. But yes, men schmen. -softly grumbles some profanities- Why can't the "oh-so-smart gender" ever admit their mistakes when it is so blatantly obvious they're wrong? Be it an opinion, an action, or a piece of advice, they simply will not admit to being wrong even if you shove it up their ass, cuz their egos are just too much in the way.
Take for example my dad. I was trying to open a can which I had much trouble doing so because the can-opener was faulty. Dad came by so i told him we needed a new one and what does he do? He points out to me that i've been using it incorrectly (on-top instead of against the side of the can). I'm not sure if you all know this, but there are different kinds of openers that open slice your can in different ways. I tell him the way its supposed to be used but him being the "king of the house" insists on doing it his way and goes on by "helping" me open it.
With his help, my can ended up being (MCQ here):
(a) sort of unopened as it was at my attempt
(b) openings all round the top of the can but none feasible to get the food out
(c) in such a bad state we almost had to chuck it
(d) all of the above
Duh. Of course its D. I'd never seen a can in a worse state. Can't even be compared to one if i dropped it on the ground. Geez. Even with his mistake being so apparent, he continued to insist that the can-opener was to be used the way he did & all he did wrong was hold it at the wrong angle. Bull crap. He practically sliced 1/6 of the top of the can.
It of course, is not the first time something like that has happened. His mistakes can be as obvious as a cow jumping over the moon & it won't make a difference. Why! Why can't guys just admit they're lost, they need help with directions, they've got it wrong, ever?!
Men. Schmen. Geez.
15 August 2005
Men Schmen
Posted by
Cup That Cake
10:36 PM
- UBERMAN! 3:36 AM
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we can't admit we're wrong cos we've got one finger stuck our asses. the other one points at every bad point the opposite sex has done wrong. and we all know men cannot multitask. if u're a guy and u seriously can do more than two things at one time. i have to learn from you. so yea, if a third thing comes along or even if we try contemplating appologizing or trying to, whichever comes first. we shut down! why? cos men have a finger stuck their asses. (can't believed i just said that)
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Hey.. Men arent the only ones aight. Agree that men an be quite egoistic and all but hey, think the female counterparts are much worse when it comes down to it. Really!