Dad's a bit of a fogey

Me: Are you watching the Mardi Gras?

Dad: Ya, why?

Me: Why are you watching the Mardi Gras?

Dad: What's wrong with watching Mardi Gras? Isn't it like a festival? Nice what.

Me: Yes, but this is the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.

Dad: Huh? No what.

Commentator: ".......in support of the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras........"

Dad: Argh! I don't want to watch this rubbish. *click*